After 25 years of loyal servive on the same street bill the postman was retirering.so every resident on the street decided to leave him somthing special in thier mail box but when he got to the last house there was nothing in the mail box.Then a young woman ivited him inside for afternoon tea.When they finished she asked him to come up stairs where you can quess what happend.Then she invited him back down stairs for dinner.When he came down stairs where he found a dollar under his plate after they had finished dinner he aked her ''where did you get all theese ideas from'' she replied ''i asked my husband this morning and he said screw him give him a dollar and dinner was my idea''. PS rate this joke by sending a reply but hurry beacause voting closes soon!